I CAN POST THIS PICTURE NOW!  (I’ve been waiting since January) #personal #irl #bridesmaids #dressfitting #bride

I CAN POST THIS PICTURE NOW! (I’ve been waiting since January) #personal #irl #bridesmaids #dressfitting #bride

5048moriarty:

Patron Saint of the City Dwellers

A small pigeon patron for every citizen. They will watch over you. Promise.

Making love was never about you and me in a bed. We made love whenever we held hands.

Ian Thomas, I Wrote This For You (x)

(Source: quotethat)

stfusexists:

faineemae:

queenofadodi:

Men had no problem violating women’s bodies while they had on corsets, petticoats and farthingales, so what the fuck makes you think a short skirt has anything to do with it? 

Men also have no problem violating women’s bodies while they wear a niqab, hijab and burqa, some of the most covered form of clothing. So basically, what the fuck makes you think clothes have anything to do with it?

Super relevant. 

(Source: morenamagia)

Anonymous asked
wait do girls really force earrings through closed piercings? that's pretty metal.

rowanandphoenixfeather:

girls will not be stopped by skin that has the nerve to grow back after we’ve virtually hole punched it away for the sake of threading metal through our ears that matches our dress.

and we’re capable of so much more than that. don’t even get me started on how uncomfortable clothing can be. every day when i change out of my clothes i have indents on my skin from where my bra has been digging into my body. literally this contraption lifts my breasts up and holds them right where society says they should be. if a girl says, “let me slip into something more comfortable” and then steps out in a corset and a pushup bra, she is fucking lying her ass off and you should treat her like the goddess she is.

heels are another invention that baffle me. sure they make our asses and legs look great, but at what price? literally we’re walking around on our toes all day. try walking across your living room in high heeled shoes sometime. it’s much easier once you start walking on your toes and don’t put much pressure on your heels at all. however, this makes walking so much harder if you’re doing it all day. maybe even try walking around your house on your toes one day. it’s hard as fuck. and some women do that for eight fucking hours in a row, five days a week. bow down.

i have friends that wax their hoo ha every month. do you know how sensitive that skin is? try plucking one hair out of that area. just try. go on, i’ll wait. now imagine going into a small room with a stranger who tells you to drop trou and spread your legs, all of that hair being covered in hot wax by said stranger, and then having it all violently ripped out of your body. girls do that just so that they feel pretty. they voluntarily pay someone money to do that to them. routinely.

girls are metal as fuck. and somehow we’re seen as the weaker sex.

andrewbelami:

foodtrucker:

I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous

holding a really sharp knife to their neck usuallly does the trick for me

(Source: foodtrucker)

pilgrimkitty:

unbucaneve:

jenesaispourquoi:

professorsparklepants:

Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?

the prof asks the important questions.

Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD!!!

Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.

maybenotboring:

"this fanfiction contains mature themes"

your favorite ship has to file taxes and it’s mad frustrating and creates relationship friction but they get it done and it’s a bonding experience they laugh about later. also eventually they will both die.

fandomsandfeminism:

wsswatson:

fk4eva:

marinashutup:

in which the actor who plays one of television’s least likeable characters is actually super considerate and cool

How can he be such a despicable cunt, then…

A+ 

(Source: kazuos)

markcohens-scarf:

NO BUT SERIOUSLY DEFYING GRAVITY MAKES YOU FEEL SO FREAKING AMAZING LIKE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT GREEN WOMAN WHO DON’T NEED NO WIZARD

Played 877,130 times

xxspiritkeeperxx:

magelulu:

so apparently two slightly different versions of let it go were made for the movie this is the version they decided not to use [x]

I WAS EXPECTING A RICK ROL LAND I T HINK I JSUT HAD A HEART ATTACK

I CAN’ BREAT HE HELP ME

oh my god.  the dogs just woke up and left the room.