Las Vegas Native.
Stories about girls with ice in their veins and blades on their tongues are my drug.
Everyone has a gay cousin. If you don’t have a gay cousin, then you might be the gay cousin
Wake the fuck up because people are literally being arrested for using their first amendment rights
We’re watching “Arrow” and my dad just asked me if there was anything that my cousin could do for me not recognize her and I said nothing.
And then I pointed out that I could recognize my ex-fiance from 50 feet away in a parking lot, from behind, while wearing a baseball cap when I hadn’t seen him in two years.
"You thought that I wouldn’t recognize you just because I can’t see your cheekbones?!"