Las Vegas Native.
Aww a redhead appreciation blog reblogged one of my selfies.
And then a porn blog did too.
I’m just gonna go ahead and take that as a compliment.
keep your friends close, but your enemies closer
like really, very close
so close that you can feel your enemies breath on your neck
and you shiver with hatred and… anticipation?
turn around and look deep into your enemies eyes, letting your gaze drag down to their lips, your eyes intense with desire. push your enemies up against the wall.
make out with your enemies.
your friends, who are still close, are super uncomfortable and kinda grossed out
My coworker lent me a movie and I was finally all set to sit down and watch it and my DVD player is being a big bag of dicks and keeps skipping.
So you know that scene in “Frozen” when the Trolls are like, “HE BROUGHT A GIRL HOME.”
That’s kinda what it felt like the first time I met my boyfriend’s parents.
Only without the singing.
Or, you know, the Trolls.