Stories about girls with ice in their veins and blades on their tongues are my drug.

helyon:

janemba:

quetzalvevo:

DaJé Barbour by Danny Lang

this dude is unreal alien from utopia future 

He literally has golden eyes I’ve never been more jealous in my fucking life

http://auroraborealison.tumblr.com/post/94164973136/clarabeau-ladies-i-am-holding-out-my-hand-do

clarabeau:

Ladies, I am holding out my hand. Do you trust me?

I need you to open Google Maps. Locate your nearest mall. Get in your car. Drive to Yankee Candle.

Past the seasonal pumpkin display, near the back of the store, you will find a trash pile Man Candle section. You will see…

harryedward:

Wake the fuck up because people are literally being arrested for using their first amendment rights

beetlezh:

Yes, I love Azula, and I could not afford to LOK, she would not be alive and well. It seems to me, very good, if aunt and niece, will have a good relationship, too, were with Zuko and Uncle Iroh.

beetlezh:

Yes, I love Azula, and I could not afford to LOK, she would not be alive and well. It seems to me, very good, if aunt and niece, will have a good relationship, too, were with Zuko and Uncle Iroh.

We’re watching “Arrow” and my dad just asked me if there was anything that my cousin could do for me not recognize her and I said nothing. 

And then I pointed out that I could recognize my ex-fiance from 50 feet away in a parking lot, from behind, while wearing a baseball cap when I hadn’t seen him in two years. 

"You thought that I wouldn’t recognize you just because I can’t see your cheekbones?!"

admiraloblivious:

shinobicyrus:

queerpropaganda:

"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird

It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.

*makes raptor noises*

(Source: neutroisenjolras)